Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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