i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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