Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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