Your tits are I can't wait for
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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