why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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