My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Houston, we have a squirter
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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