This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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