why didn't you poke me back
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
worst night to have a conscience
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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