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Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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