How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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