is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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