i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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