Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
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i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
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Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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