You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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