i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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