do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
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