her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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