oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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