According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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