We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
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And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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