ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this just has baby written all over it
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Randomize
