oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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