No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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