me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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