CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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