I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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