She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
you inspire me to be a worse person
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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