Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
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