question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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