we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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