you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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