Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
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I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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