yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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