Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
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My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
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I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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