is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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