the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
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FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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