I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
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I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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