if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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