he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
should my penis look like a turkey
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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