Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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