Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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