we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
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I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Randomize