I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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