Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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