Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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