you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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