But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
How external is "for external use only"?
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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