He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
is it fun? or sober?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
