I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
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I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
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its like you know when i get waxed
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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