How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
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Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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