Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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