I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
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