He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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