Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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