Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
She said her name was "party"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
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just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
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THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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