btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
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God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize